It wasn’t easy. We looked high and we looked low. Although they have been gone from us for what seems like forever, we knew that somehow, somewhere there had to be one last bit, one tiny remnant of the sublimely delicious Green Lime Skittles. We knew in our heart of hearts that it had to be possible, somewhere on Earth there had to be some last bit of Lime remaining.
The naysayers and doubters didn’t believe; they refused to have any hope. They had no faith and they let us know it every chance they had:
“Lime is gone” they said.
“Give up and just accept the Green Apple” they proclaimed.
“You guys are such Lime Losers” they professed.
But no matter what we never gave up, we never gave in. It couldn’t be true, there had to be some Green Lime Skittles somewhere! The search was arduous and we must admit there were times where our own faith was tested. However, after months and months of searching, of failure and rejection our faith and hard work was finally rewarded! We found them, and not just a handful, but more…much more. A FULL 2 POUNDS OF GREEN LIME SKITTLES!!!
Although we are a candy company, we are only human. We must admit the thought came across our minds to keep all the Green Lime Skittles for ourselves, to secretly enjoy all the scrumptiousness and forbidden Lime Skittles flavor. No one would be the wiser; no one would know our deep, dark Skittles secret.
But no matter how delicious those Lime Skittles would be, our conscience wouldn’t let us violate our customers’ trust and love. Our motto is to ‘share the candy with the people’ and to keep all those Green Lime Skittles to ourselves would go against everything we stand for, everything we have worked so hard for.
So here they are for you Candy Lovers, our very last 2 lbs of Green Lime Skittles. The office bet is that they won’t even last 24 hours*. Let the countdown begin!!!
*Update: These Bad Boys sold out in 2 hours. Green Lime Skittles are just so badass.